This just in, a young man from Birmingham has been arrested for breaking and entering into a GAME store.
Instead of trying to steal video game consoles or games for resell, he appears to have only been interested in a single cardboard standee for the recently released Zelda game on Nintendo's Handheld System.
Follow this story with our 3 hour analysis of how video games corrupt the morality of young people. Please note tonight's special on Food problems in 3rd world countries has been postponed indefinitely to cover this far more important topic.