Wow you guys are the best! Thanks so much!
I'm super sad that I wasn't able to get PAX-East 2014 tickets when they were first-released a couple of months back cuz I wanted to go and get all sorts of neat things for everyone on here, but it looks like I've got a friend who may have a spare ticket, so I'll definitely return the gesture then, if not sooner!!
I need to keep a spreadsheet of all your addresses too so I can send things randomly -- unfortunately I pretty much deleted all my early PMs before I got a bigger inbox.