[Mellar]

Here are some of the best quotes I found while looking at some of the user reviews for Yodel:

"I THINK PRAYING TO GOD IS MORE LIKELY TO GET YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERED!!!!"

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"I would have had an easier time dealing with a lump of wood."

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"A set of 3 Panasonic DECT phones was delivered to my house while I was out, and a card popped through the door advising it had been left "in a safe place". This safe place, it transpired, was in front of my garage door (i.e. in full view of the road) and in the pouring rain the entire North West experienced last Friday.

Now I'm no genius, but surely the thicko of a delivery driver would have had sufficient nous to realise that this plan was flawed at the outset? Or are we just dealing with yet another example of British apathy, whereby retaining the package and waiting for me to call to arrange redelivery simply would have been too much to comprehend?

The van must have been an automatic, because this Neanderthal cretin can't possibly have mastered the art of finding the clutch biting point while simultaneously feathering the throttle in order to be able to drive. While talking on his mobile phone, reading the Sun and scratching his backside, I shouldn't wonder."

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