Sob story: My cat has heart disease, buy this stuff and help him out.

[Brandon Storm]

What's up ladies and gents, long time no see.

Been a bit hectic over here ever since we found out one of my cat's, Squishie, has heart disease.

Here's his stupid face:








Basically, we need the cash for a bit of his treatment, so here we are!

Now that we have the heart-string tugging nonsense out of the way, let's get down to business.

Note that I am also open to SOME trades.

We've already covered most of the medical fees for Squishie, just need a wee bit of help balancing back out, but I'm sure there's more than enough stuff here to cover that, so I can certainly do some trades with whatever's left.

PM me, comment in the thread, write me a letter or send a courier snail with your offers.

I'll be hitting the post office every Tuesday and Thursday to mail stuff off and get exact shipping quotes, so there's that schedule if you want it.

And if my prices seem stupid, let me know, and we can try to smarten them up a bit.

I will remove items as they sell. If it's still in the post, it's still available! So don't be shy.

All prices in USD.

Free DLC with every purchase, just choose from this list and I'll let you know if I still have some codes left.









Diablo III Reaper of Souls double-sided poster $5
Oh man, this poster is awesome. I got one, got one for my father-in-law, and have one left for whomever is a bad enough dude to put it up.





Titanfall Banner Poster $5
This thing is neat, and if I had Titanfall, I'd probably think it's neater.



Xbox One, PS4 and Lord of the Rings lanyards $5(ea)
No clue if there's a market for these, but they're pretty nice. Got the Xbox One from trying it out at a convention, the Lord of the Rings one for attending a movie marathon, and the PS4 one for going to the Live E3 Experience event.



This Mortal Kombat Sonya cel $5
What is this thing? Where did it come from? Which Mortal Kombat was it made for? All these questions, and more! Unanswered!





Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Inflatable Sword! $5
For if you have to fight a baby but don't want to hurt it, I guess.



Steelbooks $8
Yes, the cheapest prices around. I have multiples of most, so enjoy! Anyone who has bought from me in the past can attest to my excellent packaging and how it looks like 1kg of uncut, pure Colombian cocaine.





Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Flask! $10
Support your alcoholism in style with this cool flask.



Helghast Cloaked Sniper Action Figure from DC Unlimited $10
this thing is actually pretty awesome. I kept one for myself, but I'm offering up this one in it's original weird packaging for you lot.





Mega Bloks Halo: Cyan Spartan Limied Edtion #99034 $20
Wow, remember when these were selling for like $100? I definitely miss the boat on that one!





Demon's Souls Art Book & Soundtrack! $20
Alright, now we're gettin' somewhere. The first piece in my choice cuts of a personal collection. Great soundtrack, great art, GREATEST GAME EVER!





Aion Limited Collector's Edition. NEW AND SEALED! $50
I bought this because it had a cool figure inside, realized it would be crappy of me to just take the figure and leave the rest to collect dust, so I offer it here to you true fans in complete and sealed condition!







Bioshock Infinite Midnight Launch Posters (Toronto). Would like to trade these for other Midnight Launch posters, but I'm open to alternate ideas.





Aaaaand go!