Mass Effect 3

[VGM-UK]

ME3 better be worth all the bloody hassle I’m having at the moment. Unfortunately I have been victim of one of the many PC collectors’ editions with a blank box where the serial code should be, great quality control on a triple A title EA – you tossers!

Their advisors first solution was to send it back to Zavvi for another copy as if Zavvi will have another CE... Moron!

3 phone calls later and several photographs as proof, I now have to download the fecker! But hay – the monkey on the phone did give me an unlock for the free DLC from the Kingdom’s of Amalur demo. And yeah – I say that with a heavy tone of sarcasm.

Being a mature adult, my first thought as I sit here waiting for the 6 hour download is to drop trow, photograph my arse, and send it to EA Customer Experience. But that will get me an ORGIN account ban, bastards!

Instead I think I give Forbidden Planet UK a call and see where the hell my ME3 ship models are?

Don’t mind me, just letting off some steam.